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MY
NEW TRUCK
I
bought a new GMC Sierra and returned it to the dealer yesterday because
I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio
was voice activated.
"Nelson",
the salesman said to the radio.
The
radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie"
he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then
he said, "Ray Charles" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind' replaced
Willie Nelson.
I
drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday,
some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved
in time to avoid him. I yelled, "YOU STUPID IDIOT ******"!
Immediately
the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the
United States".
Wow,
I love this truck! |